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{"fact":"The most traveled cat is Hamlet, who escaped from his carrier while on a flight. He hid for seven weeks behind a panel on the airplane. By the time he was discovered, he had traveled nearly 373,000 miles (600,000 km).","length":217}

{"slip": { "id": 167, "advice": "No one knows anyone else in the way you do."}}

{"slip": { "id": 208, "advice": "Play is the true mother of invention."}}

{"fact":"About 37% of American homes today have at least 1 cat.","length":54}

{"slip": { "id": 142, "advice": "If you don't like the opinion you've been given, get another one."}}

{"fact":"The life expectancy of cats has nearly doubled over the last fifty years.","length":73}

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