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{"fact":"Cats have 32 muscles that control the outer ear (humans have only 6). A cat can independently rotate its ears 180 degrees.","length":122}
{"fact":"Cats can be taught to walk on a leash, but a lot of time and patience is required to teach them. The younger the cat is, the easier it will be for them to learn.","length":161}
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{"slip": { "id": 53, "advice": "Accentuate the positive, eliminate the negative."}}
{"fact":"All cats have claws, and all except the cheetah sheath them when at rest.","length":73}
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